parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

fishingboatproceeds:

I’ve been enjoying not having a movie studio tell me when to get haircuts, but now Sarah says the time has come. Farewell, post-tfios puff.

fishingboatproceeds:

I’ve been enjoying not having a movie studio tell me when to get haircuts, but now Sarah says the time has come. Farewell, post-tfios puff.

youaremypath:

I think it should be a rule NOT to stand behind Gavin when he has a golf club (x)